Look, I gotta be honest guys

I don’t care what your opinions are, what sexual orientation you have, what gender you are, where you are from, who you are, if you are a filthy communist or some backwards nazi, etc, that’s all fine, that’s your problem not mine.

But if you put your milk in the bowl before the cereal, you are a sub human, and have revoked your right to be a human bean with human rights, and you deserve all the bad things that happen to you as a consequence.

Like if you want to be a disgusting pig and put like, pineapple on pizza, or mayo on eggs or whatever fine, whatever man, but for the love of good at least eat your cereal correctly like a normal human being instead of embarrassing the entire human race.