Haha you know, I kinda like killing Royal guards a lot for very similar reasons!

I think what I like about them is that, in a way, they almost seem so stupid. I mean, sure they’re smart and brave for signing up for what they’re doing, but in a situation where they CLEARLY have a disadvantage and are most likely to die? That to me is just a really fun concept. 

Like, in a situation where they have to fight a species that just has the upper hand in every way. Maybe they’re fast fliers, or maybe they have claws, or superior weaponry. Yet here are these Pone guards ready to charge at them anyway because they have sworn an oath to protect Equestria at any cost, even their own life.   

So it’s like years of training, all of that armor have lead up to this moment, and plep they just die because he’s carrying a spear in his mouth and that other guy (lets say a gryphon) has a rifle that can fire down at him.

It’s so unfair but it’s SO fun. :3c

And yea they’re just smexy and I love drawing them with a bulkier build. I have a bit of guard pictures I’ve yet so post here and I really should soon. 

As far who are my favorite victims to kill? 

Iunno if I really have a favorite. I guess whatever’s in season for me. I have moods for these kinds of things. One month I might just want to find some cute female characters to snuff or one month I might want to focus on guard stuff.

My dick has a weird appetite.